First of all, I’m hilarious for this title…let’s get that part out of the way 😂😂😂. I’m just trying to get back on here and write semi-serious shit, then this is what I come across first.
Secondly, this is uncomfortably true and I have zero excuse for it. My genetics are good, my strength is good, my awareness is good, my effort is 💩. Strangely enough, I had a conversation with my therapist about this very issue today (not the 🍆 part, that would’ve been weird…maybe…probably) and how I’m aware of what to do to address the underlying issues. She has mentioned several times about reading The Body Keeps The Score and asked me if I’d read it yet, but I haven’t (told her, she knows about the blog too…HI!) because I left it in my Amazon cart for some reason…still exploring the reasons why this is a thing.
Gonna leave this article here for my fellow Teletubbies fighting themselves and getting ratioed in the fatboy/disappearing eggplant war:
https://www.drelist.com/blog/will-losing-weight-lead-to-a-larger-penis/
ps…I’m back (kinda) and thinking about doing quicker posts like this more often. Let me know if you like them and add any thoughts in the comments. If you all only knew the amount of draft posts that I’ve started and left, you’d probably be praying for me (some of them are dark).
pps…this ⬇️ 😂
Oh…ppps (I know, I know…) the links are just links, no affiliate shit yet because, well, I’m too lazy and too busy right now to care🤷🏿♂️…just in case anyone was wondering.
One more (because I’m a dick)…pppps…shit, forgot what I wanted to write. Something about my abuse of the ellipsis and other poorly formatted punctuation…basically IDGAF because this is a form of diary-ish thing (and I’m nerdy enough to buy a domain for it.)
ppppps…some of yall caught what just happened, most of you won’t…and that’s hilarious to me for some reason lol
Mr. Analytical 
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