Call me crazy, but friends don’t let friends drive drunk suffer having dry dick/pussy…it’s just not a friendly thing to do. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not telling you to fuck everyone you know, just maybe some of them on an as-needed basis depending on the dynamics of your friendship and each of your situations.

We are supposed to care about the happyness of the people we call friends, so why not toss them a little piece of pussy or dick to help them get through their dry spell? WWJD? I’m just saying, Dude was a giver.

Consider this, you’re having a shitty day/week/life or whatever and venting to one of your best friends of the opposite sex (or same, if that’s your thing) about your struggles with having the Sahara Desert in your pants…life is sucking, and not in the good way either. Suddenly, and without warning, your homie suggests to you that y’all take this convo to the room because it became clear to them that you “got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin’“, as Major Payne would put it, but with better tools used. All of a sudden, this day has gone from shit to shimmer because of a friend doing what friends do, looking out for each others’ best interests. See how easy it was to turn that frown upside down?

Now don’t start looking at me sideways, I get that not everyone can separate the act from the emotion. There are numerous barriers to applying this fix; what if emotions get tangled up, or if someone gives the other an unwanted sexually transmitted gift like a baby, what if you want to look out but the way your relationship status is setup that isn’t socially acceptable, maybe they have a bit of a crush on you already (or you do on them), and about a million other potential problems. Trying this is NOT for everyone, so beware of the risks associated with doing said deed and if you make moves do so with intention. That being said, if isn’t unreasonable for you to do so, hook ya nigga/ette up with a little trim or pipe and click that reset button on their mood right quick.