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December 5, 2023

Quick Lessons

Just had a conversation with the boy, he was explaining to me that his baby sister’s LED holiday necklace ~~bullshit~~ trinket wasn’t working (they have matching ones…because…).

I asked him if he wanted to give his to her, since his worked, his answer was a quick nope! So, I turned my dad brain on and asked him which was more important to him, that he was happy or that his sister was happy (I’ll explain my theory on this in a later episode of THE Most Awesomest Dad Ever!) and, as expected, he knew that this was part of his job to protect his sister so he said hers was.

The boy then took his to her and, without telling her that he switched them, gave it to her. He didn’t sulk, he just accepted that was what needed to be done.

But here is where the story gets good (to me, mainly because they both used to live in my balls), she came to my office a few minutes later to ask me if I knew what her favorite holiday was. Because I’m not clairvoyant and she is a 6yr old, of course I didn’t know. Her response was that it is the 4th of July because her brother’s birthday is the next day (I couldn’t make this up if I tried, well maybe if I tried hard, but I digress). The little crumb snatchers made my day that easily.

Wait…there’s more…Thing 2 somehow fixed the problem on Thing 1’s ~~goofy ass~~ necklace so now both of them work, and they’re off to school happy not knowing what amazing things they expressed on this random Tuesday morning.

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November 30, 2021

Ever Donated Some Dick/Pussy Before? Some Friend YOU Are!

By Just Some Dude

Call me crazy, but friends don’t let friends ~~drive drunk~~ suffer having dry dick/pussy…it’s just not a friendly thing to do. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not telling you to fuck everyone you know, just maybe some of them on an as-needed basis depending on the dynamics of your friendship and each of your situations.

We are supposed to care about the happyness of the people we call friends, so why not toss them a little piece of pussy or dick to help them get through their dry spell? WWJD? I’m just saying, Dude was a giver.

Real friends care about their friends’ orgasms!

Consider this, you’re having a shitty day/week/life or whatever and venting to one of your best friends of the opposite sex (or same, if that’s your thing) about your struggles with having the Sahara Desert in your pants…life is sucking, and not in the good way either. Suddenly, and without warning, your homie suggests to you that y’all take this convo to the room because it became clear to them that you “got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin’“, as Major Payne would put it, but with better tools used. All of a sudden, this day has gone from shit to shimmer because of a friend doing what friends do, looking out for each others’ best interests. See how easy it was to turn that frown upside down?

Now don’t start looking at me sideways, I get that not everyone can separate the act from the emotion. There are numerous barriers to applying this fix; what if emotions get tangled up, or if someone gives the other an unwanted sexually transmitted gift like a baby, what if you want to look out but the way your relationship status is setup that isn’t socially acceptable, maybe they have a bit of a crush on you already (or you do on them), and about a million other potential problems. Trying this is NOT for everyone, so beware of the risks associated with doing said deed and if you make moves do so with intention. That being said, if isn’t unreasonable for you to do so, hook ya nigga/ette up with a little trim or pipe and click that reset button on their mood right quick.

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October 28, 2021

Have You Ever Played Russian Roulette?

By Just Some Dude

First of all, I absolutely hope not (lost a friend to this in my youth). Now that I’ve thoroughly confused you, if you’re willing, I would like for you to imagine the following:

You’re a guy who has been married for a while and has become tired of the relationship. At the same time, you realize that you aren’t in the financial place that you need to be in order to live how you would like to, so you just wait it out for a few years knowing that you want to leave.

At some point a conversation brings up you having decided to leave your spouse, that there’s nothing they can do to make it work, and that you aren’t going to tell them anything about why…however, you want to wait until it is a good time for you to leave them because it would be inconvenient right then. When you’re finally ready to go you take your children with you and tell the spouse that you want them to pay you for leaving them, breaking up your family, and taking their kids away from them. Not only that, but you also arbitrarily decide the amount should be half of their wages…because…

After all of this, how would you feel/expect your (ex) spouse to feel about you, others of your gender, and finally the idea of marriage (doing it again)? Would you expect them to have warm fuzzies about any of the above?

I’ve reversed genders in this scenario because it is what many men dread about marriage. They know there’s a good chance they may be on the receiving end of this situation, and most are helpless to do anything about it. Socially, men are usually shamed for leaving their spouses while women are celebrated for literally the same thing.

Again, without speaking from “feelings”, what is there to gain from marriage, and is that potential reward worth the odds?

You tell me.